Mayor Lightfoot City Hall Hot Mess

You can always find one or two people in a crowd that refuses to flush their shit. On more than one occasion, Mayor Lightfoot pretends she is busy on the phone and leaves crap in the toilet. Multiple times city workers have had to service the Mayor’s Toilet and found nothing wrong. The Chicago City Employee just hit the handle, and down it went.

One of the workers was so pissed several pictures of Lori’s alleged bowel violations were made public. Many folks ask why someone in the public brown eye would make such a nasty mess. Is this stress?

I asked several of Mayor Lightfoot’s security forces the real story. While most smiled or were irked, one said Lori stinks like booze in the morning. Lori enters the City Suburban and goes to town farting. Lori fails to open the SUV windows until the foul order is everywhere. Then she says, “who cut the cheese?”  Lori will repeat this until she has a bowel movement when she reaches city hall or her first destination.

The level of frustration has hit a boiling point. Lori is quickly falling behind in the polls and should avoid stinky behavior. It is not funny.

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