Christy Webber Arrest, Chicago Media Quiet Lightfoot orders information blackout

Mayor Lori Lightfoot orders Chicago Media not to report alleged drug infused arrest of Chicago’s most powerful lesbian, weed and herb guru Christy Webber. Chicago Clout has reported on Christy Webber in the past. The clout lesbian queen has made untold millions planting, cutting grass, and covering up blood stains from war torn Chicago. Of Course, eating the right beaver in Chicago and no-bid contracts can make even a washed-out drug addict and alcoholic wealthy. The Chicago Inspector General was told not to investigate Christy due to her close relationship with Mayor Leroy Lightfoot.

Working for Christy is no fun. Even at the Chicago Department of Water Management drug use is out of control. Mayor Lightfoot allows this because of her wild club days. Chicago is flat broke and must drug test each employee right away. Lesbian and bisexual women reported significantly higher lifetime rates of ecstasy, cocaine, methamphetamine, and LSD use compared to heterosexual women.

Charges:

625 ILCS 5.0/11-501-A-4                IVC – DRIVING UNDER INFLUENCE OF DRUG         OFFENSE AS CITED

720 ILCS 570.0/402-C      PCS – POSSESSION – POSS AMT CON SUB EXCEPT (A)(D)   OFFENSE AS CITED

720 ILCS 570.0/402-C      PCS – POSSESSION – POSS AMT CON SUB EXCEPT (A)(D)   OFFENSE AS CITED

9-56-020               STRIKING UNATTENDED VEHICLE              OFFENSE AS CITED

430 ILCS 66.0/70-D           CARRY CONCEAL FIREARM/UNDER INFLU/1-2     OFFENSE AS CITED

720 ILCS 5.0/12-2-C-1     AGG ASSAULT/USE DEADLY WEAPON      OFFENSE AS CITED

WAIT: Gun charges also? I was hoping she had a big dildo instead.

This is news in any other town, but not Chicago. WTF. Maybe we address all the fake minority contracts once and for all.

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