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Chicago has approved some mighty ugly St. Patrick’s Day Queens lately. In fact many have been as pretty as the above captioned picture. At Chicago Clout, we are accepting applications for any Irish Girl that wants to be the first St. Paddy Day’s Queen. Rules: 1. Must be Irish, or have a Irish name. 2. Must be 18, in college or accepted to attend a four year college. 3. You cannot be over college age. Old Italian Doctors need not apply. 4. You must have a reasonable figure and a pleasant personality. 5. Must agree to be on Television for an on air interview. 6. You must look like a Irish (Fox) lass. 7. You must prove excellent grades in High School and involvement in extracurricular activities.

Awards will include $1,000.00 scholarship (Check made to your school in your name) Four chances to co-host in a professionally produced program. There will be additional awards. All accepted applicants will be treated fairly.
Click here to send your resume and picture: captpaddy@msn.com
Good luck, prizes awarded on the air this St. Patrick’s Day. Patrick McDonough

The Chicago Police have a nasty habit of not figuring out the corruption and vice that fuels the political scene in our town. Please enjoy some little political pigs that decided to commit suicide rather than give up the details of Hired Truck Scandals, contract scandals, Hiring Scandals, and massage parlors. I must say, most political piggies would never think of shooting themselves in the head, but as the Feds get closer to the Political Mob, more piggies will keep committing “Suicide”. Maybe we will figure out who is killing after Daley is out of office. If your wife is treating you bad, you can get a back massage in the 11th Ward that will make you forget your vows. Photo by Patrick McDonough.

We have a new entry in the world of Blogs. Click here: http://chicagoworker.blogspot.com/ Some person named Garbageman is trying to get something going. Please help. Patrick McDonough.

Mayor Daley likes riding bikes. In fact he got hurt riding a bicycle a while ago. I hope Mayor Daley remembered to put the bike seat on for this bumpy ride. My goodness, this Bridgeport native has a funny face, doesn’t he? Photo by A.P. Enjoy Patrick McDonough.

Today I took my family to church to remember September 11, 2001. Mayor Daley is in Paris France having a good time. I am sorry and apologize to every Chicago Area soldier that serves America. All Chicagoans, except maybe, Mayor Daley, supports our troops. Patrick McDonough.

Please read about more mystery deaths. Lots more soon. Read below.

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Chicago Taxpayers are paying for No Parking signs printed in the Spanish Language. Mayor Daley knows these fine people are fined for any minor infraction they commit. Daley targets these people for votes and taxes. I am suggesting Stupido Daley print signs in every language. If you notice, Daley “forgets” to print his name on any Revenue trucks or signs. Classy, right Amigo? Photo by Patrick McDonough.

Did you have you car towed in Chicago? Do you live in Chicago and pay Mayor Daley’s high taxes because of waste and poor management? Did you ever park your car for just a minute to long and your car was gone? Mayor Daley gave a nice juicy contract to E & R Towing. E & R Towing is located in Markham Illinois. Look at the picture, a Chicago resident’s auto with a Chicago city sticker is losing their car to a company located in the suburbs, Shame, Shame, Shame, Mayor Daley. Why does this company have a contract? Why does this company hire minority tow truck sub-contractors? The $275, 325 contact since 2004 shows only a few thousand paid on Chicago’s web-site. This company is cleaning up Mayor Daley. Lets hire Chicago companies to tow our cars, not Daley’s pals in the suburbs, what an insult. Photo by Patrick McDonough.

On September 8, 2007, I had the honor to walk in the Chicago Von Steuben Parade with Commissioner Frank Avila and the Water Reclamation Parade Float. A new law was passed and no one was allowed to ride on the float. This rule will be broken at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Patrick, David, and Micheal helped carry Commissioner Frank Avila’s banner. My sons were adopted by the 47th Ward bosses for the Day. God bless all my German friends that made America Great. Nice parade. Photo by Patrick McDonough